1.Armed robber: Everybody lie down!
Me: I can't lie down oo, I'm wearing white
2.*After winning the competition*
TV Presenter: So which one would you like to take home? An half a million or 900 thousand?
Me: Give me an half a million
My Guardian angel:
3. *meeting a set of twins across the road*
Me: Hey, twinnee una look face to face oo .. I mean "you look together at once"
4. *Me trying to think of an answer in the exam hall*
My brain: Make I tell you wetin happen for Abule
5. Falling asleep and forgetting to charge your phone is a different type of pain
6. Teacher: What is the unit of power?
Me: What sir?
Teacher: Right! Watt is the correct answer.
7. Mom: It's okay dear. You can tell me anything.
Me: I'm preg..
8. To us. I don't know what we did but to us
9. I want this type of yansh
13. Me: I am single because God has someone special for me.
15. ATM: Do you want a receipt for your transaction?
Me: *Click on YES and throw receipt in the dustbin.
18. You are busy following married men and you are happy. Don't worry. The girl that will totally destroy your marriage is in KG 3 learning "Pawpaw is a kind of fruit."
What number crack you most?
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