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HarkynbynuHolarjydeSamuel
By HarkynbynuHolarjydeSamuel | self meida writer
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1.Armed robber: Everybody lie down!

Me: I can't lie down oo, I'm wearing white

Armed Robber:


2.*After winning the competition*

TV Presenter: So which one would you like to take home? An half a million or 900 thousand?

Me: Give me an half a million

My Guardian angel:

3. *meeting a set of twins across the road*

Me: Hey, twinnee una look face to face oo .. I mean "you look together at once"

Twins:


4. *Me trying to think of an answer in the exam hall*

My brain: Make I tell you wetin happen for Abule

Me:


5. Falling asleep and forgetting to charge your phone is a different type of pain


6. Teacher: What is the unit of power?

Me: What sir?

Teacher: Right! Watt is the correct answer.

Me:


7. Mom: It's okay dear. You can tell me anything.

Me: I'm preg..

Mom:


8. To us. I don't know what we did but to us

9. I want this type of yansh

10.

11.

12.


13. Me: I am single because God has someone special for me.

God:

14.

15. ATM: Do you want a receipt for your transaction?

Me: *Click on YES and throw receipt in the dustbin.

ATM:

16.

17.

18. You are busy following married men and you are happy. Don't worry. The girl that will totally destroy your marriage is in KG 3 learning "Pawpaw is a kind of fruit."

19.


What number crack you most?

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