1 . A judge decides which kind of punishment each thief is about to receive!
Judge: You will get as many years in prison for as many items you`ve stolen.
First Thief: I`ve stolen a can of sardines I get one year of prison.
Second Thief: I`ve stolen a tray of eggs, I get 30 years!.
Third Thief: Why? Why have I stolen a bag of rice?
2 . Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other, I need you to help me get to the other side!. The other guy replies, You're onthe other side!
3 . A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway. Police advise citizens to look out for a group of hardened criminals.
4 . missed calls from your mate, you missed a bachelor party last night. 5 missed calls form your best friend, they want to hang out. 5 missed called from your GirlFriend, she want to talk. 5 missed calls from your mum, you are screwed!!!
5 . My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
6 . I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.
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