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By Ksakinjogbin | self meida writer
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Food is an important part of our life. It is so dare to us to the extent that there is hardly a day that we can do without food. As good as food is, individuals have different capacity of the quantities of the food they can eat at a time. While some people can eat a large quantity of food at a sitting, others prefer eating as little as their body can accommodate at a time. Bringing humor out of the eating pattern of some people is a great one.

Like I always do, I have put together a list of funny pictures and jokes on the patterns of eating of some people. I believe the pictures and the jokes will put a smile on your faces.

Here are the jokes and the pictures for your enjoyment:

The pictures are used for entertainment purposes only.

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10. Once upon a time, an old man and woman went to a restaurant and ordered two sandwiches. The waiter brought the sandwiches and the old man started to eat but the woman was only staring at the food. The waiter noticed this and went to see what the problem was. The old woman said nothing and just stared at him but the old man interrupted and said, "The sandwich is delicious, but she can't eat because I am using her teeth."

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28. A man walks into a diner one day, walks up to the counter, and proceeds to order a bowl a chili. The waitress says that the man sitting next to him just ordered the last bowl they had. That man was just sitting there, not eating the chili.

After watching him not eating for a while, the first man asks him, “Are you going to eat that?” The second man replies, “No, you can have it if you want.”

So the first man takes the bowl and starts eating. About halfway through the bowl, he’s chewing when he feels a crunch. He looks down only to see half a dead rat sitting in the chili.

He immediately throws all of it up, back into the bowl. The second man looks at him and says, “Yeah, that’s about as far as I got too.”


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37. One day two sweet potatos, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over.

The uninjured sweet potato called the emergency and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured sweet potato was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery.

After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured sweet potato, "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through." "The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life".


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Which one is the funniest?

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