A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down the main Street.
"But office" the man started, "I can explain"
"Just be quiet" the police officer snapped. "I am going to let you cool your heels in jail the Chief gets back." The police officer never allowed the man to explain himself. He just pushed him into the cell.
"But officer, I just wanted to say"
The man was trying to insist but to no avail.
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail."
A few hours later, the officer looked on his prisoner and said,
" Lucky for you that the Chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it", the fellow in the cell answered. " Why do you say that" the police officer asked,. " Because I am the Groom!" The man in the cell exclaimed.
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