1) I miss Nursery School prayer
"Die Kingdom car, die will be die on Earth, I sit in Heaven"🤣
2) One day, a pastor paid me to sit on a wheel chair in church. I heard gunshots and the rest was history.🤣
3) Take it or leave it, every lady with a smartphone has a social media husband.🤣
4) Killer: I will kill everyone you love.
Me: I love you
5) When she sees a handsome guy in the church and she try to use her best voice👆🤣
6) African parents wahala👆🤣
7) Teacher: Do you understand?
Teacher: What did I say?
Me: Do you understand👆🤣
8) People who sleep with their phones on silent really don't care about anything in life.👆🤣
9) When she thinks she is cute but her foundation doesn't match her neck👆🤣
11) Before passing away, Albert Einstein said few words in German. The only person who listen was a nurse and she didn't speak German.🤣👆
12) When you are sleeping and hear your brother telling his girlfriend, "I can sell this house for you"
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